VIBRATION: The big Cat groaned as it dug into the hillside with its sharp scraper blade, crisscrossing the side of the hill like a bright yellow prehistoric spider taking tons of dirt into its gaping maw with each pass.

THE CLASSIFIEDS: Blair Hutton wiped the sweat from her shaking hands and gingerly reached for the doorbell. She knew that what she was about to do was risky at best, and dangerous at the worst. Only yesterday morning she had been looking at the classifieds in the local under ground newspaper when her eye caught an intriguing ad, "Wanted, attractive woman to service me orally while my wife watches and maybe participates.

THE VAMPIRE: It was hidden in a cellar of an old abandon mansion about a mile out side of the city limits. No one ever bothered visiting the old Quartermane place anymore, a ramshackle collection of farm buildings dominated by a huge old barn and a house three or four times the size of any in found town.

THE HERMAPHRODITE: Casandara Wilcox stepped out of the shower and stared at her image being reflected back to her in the full length mirror on the back of the bathroom door. Most women would kill to possess the feminine attributes Cassie took for granted, large heavy breasts, a flat wash board stomach, long lean legs, a tight but full bottom, a lovely face framed by medium length brown hair, and of course a large lipped succulent vagina!

ROOM SERVICE: Erica Daniels was dead tired, and all she wanted was a hot shower and a good nights sleep! A full day of meetings with designers and financial officers had left her totally spent. She always hated coming to New York, not only because of the endless traffic jams, but because it always seemed like every thing was fast, fast, fast with never an opportunity to just take it easy!

THE SLEEPER: "I'm sorry, Miss Ross," the conductor explained, "I know you have a reservation for a private berth, but due to over booking all we have left is a compartment for two. Your berth mate is a very attractive young woman , so we hope you can see your way clear to accept these alternate accommodations at no cost to you of course!".

THE SUBSTITUTE: Barbara Walker hurried up the steps of Central High, flung open the front door, and proceeded directly to the principal's office. She was greeted with a hearty good morning from Mrs. Bruner, the front desk supervisor and receptionist for Principal Bradley. "What have I got today," asked Barbara, hoping that it wouldn't be another math class?!?

18 AND PUFFY: Afton groaned and rolled over trying to ignore the insistent buzzing of her snooze alarm. She glanced at the clock one more time, just to make sure that it really was seven o'clock, but the red glowing digits on the night stand indicated that now it was seven-o- two and counting! She stretched out, trying to get the circulation moving through her body, and felt her white cotton bikini panties pressing hard against her bulging vulva.

AUNT MEG: It was the first time the twins had made to their aunt's house in over four years, and not since they were ten years old had they been back to Omaha to visit Aunt Meg, their mother's older sister. The train ride had been a real adventure for the two eighteen year olds since it was the first time they had ever traveled anywhere without their parents!

GIRL TALK: It was late, way after midnight, and Dr. Holden Knight was attempting to be quiet so as not to wake up his wife as he undressed getting ready for bed. The moonlight streamed through the open window and cast a yellow glow upon the face of Miranda, his wife of ten years, and looking at her sleeping quietly, Holden couldn't help but think that he was the luckiest man on earth!!!

WATER TORTURE: Vienna, Austria, 1944. Ilsa Hoffmeyer knew instinctively that she was in deep trouble. The two men in leather black trench coats had been following her for the better part of two hours now, "They must be Gestapo," she thought to herself!!!

THE BOARDER: Mitchell Crawford looked over the room and decided immediately that this would do just fine! For eighty dollars a week he got a nice place to stay plus breakfast and supper, not bad at all! His new land lady, Mrs. Anna Williamson, seemed like a very nice person, who he guessed was in her mid fifties, and in their short conversation, he had learned that the big house was left to her by her late husband who had died several years earlier.

A SHAVE AND A SUCK: Connie Eubanks was feeling a little low that morning, and no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't get into her job, and constantly had to remind herself to get back to work! Even while taking phone calls, her mind would wander and she had to ask several clients to repeat what they had just said because she wasn't paying any attention!

THE ENTERTAINER: Jack was desperate! He was down to his last c-note, and with no real job prospects, he was starting to get the feeling that he wasn't long for his apartment and would soon be out on the street. Every day he walked to the library and poured over the classified ads looking for a job but it was becoming increasingly apparent that he probably would have to take a menial service job at a fast food restaurant.

DOOR TO DOOR: Helen Argyll walked smartly up the front walk, up the three stairs, and firmly pressed the doorbell button and waited for someone to answer. It was midmorning, and for a lingerie sales woman, this was one of the best times of the day to catch the lady of the house.

TOO TIGHT: "What do you think about Southern Illinois," asked Miss Weston, "it's got a great communications department, one of the best in the nation." Sarah Foster looked intently at the brochure her guidance counselor had placed in front of her, it showed a beautiful campus full of stately trees intermingled several lakes.

THE EXTRA: Claudia Ryan gazed over the sound stage looking in vain for Aldo Marchetti. "Christ, Joan," Claudia questioned her chief assistant, Joan Walker, "didn't you tell Harry to make sure that Aldo would be an extra during this shoot!?!"

THE BUS DEPOT: Lindsey McCord watched intently as each bus slipped into it's parking place and unloaded the passengers. It was two in the morning and the old bus depot had an eerieness about it at that time of the day. There were a few people milling around waiting for passengers, obviously relatives or friends by the way they craned their necks checking out each person as they got off the bus, smiling when they made contact.

OLD FRIENDS: About a week passed, and Erin pretty much forgotten about those older woman Lindsey had mentioned on their first night together. It had been almost two weeks and her days were filled with shopping at the malls, while her nights were filled with hot burning lesbian sex with Lindsey.

VACATION: Glenn Jefferies was in a funk that had lasted over two years. It had been just about that long ago that her husband of thirty five years passed away suddenly do to a massive heart attack, and wow at a still young fifty six, Glenn had lost all her zest for life, and was just going through the motions.

DEBT CONSOLIDATION: "Please don't cry, Mrs. Moore," consoled loan officer Jackson Tydman, "this is strictly business, but unless you can come up with $400.00 by this Friday, we're going to have to repossess your car, and that's all there is to it!" Sitting in a chair across from Jack's desk, Nancy Moore was fighting to control her emotions, and unfortunately was failing miserably.

THE DANCER: The screaming, yelling, and clapping of two hundred crazed women, combined with the relentless beat of a hard rock CD, never failed to get Rolando whipped into a frenzy before he hit the stage! Dressed in leather chaps, a g-string, cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat, he looked anything like an all American cowboy, but with a body that appeared to be chiseled from granite, Rolando was one of twenty dancers in the all male revue at the Hotsy Totsy Club.

EXPOSE IT: Hanna could feel her lips bulging even as she wiped the sleep from her tired eyes. It could be a curse at times, but Hanna had more orgasms than just about anyone she knew!!! Although she was just and average looking woman of thirty seven, Hanna had an overly developed set of lips on her vagina that always seemed to bulge obscenely to whomever happened to fortunate enough to see them! When she got the urge, Hanna had an overwhelming desire to show her pussy to just about anyone, and over the years had developed the ability to have and orgasm by the mere exposure of her cunt to the hungry eyes of an attentive voyeur!

LITTLE TOMMY'S BONER: When she came around the corner into the family room, Marion was stunned to see the crude images on the TV, but even more stunned to see Tommy pulling hard on his teenage yang! It was strange, but an overwhelming feeling of pure excitement swept through the older woman's body, culminating in the absolute flooding of her vagina with cunt juice!

SPECIAL DELIVERY: Danielle set down her reading and got up to answer the front door. When she opened it, there was a special delivery courier with a small package in one hand and a clip board in the other. "Special delivery for a Miss D. Steele," he intoned boredly. "I'm Danielle Steele, but I didn't order anything," she replied quizzically.

BOUNCY: Karen tapped Steffi on the shoulder and told her that Miss Peters wanted to see her in her office right away. Steffi finished buttoning her blouse and asked, "Did she say what she wanted?" "Nope," shot back Karen as she hurried out of the locker room, "she didn't seem upset or anything, she just wants to seeya!"

THE ATHLETIC CLUB: Mitchell stood under the needle like water jets in communal shower at the at the athletic club he had been attending for the past two years, and out of the corner of his eye he could see several other men lathering up their bodies and then rinsing off the suds down the drain.

BABY SMOOTH: Samantha sat on the edge of the tub with her legs spread wide apart while she very carefully maneuvered the safety razor along her bulging vaginal lips, using tiny short strokes to remove the final remnants of hair from her eighteen year old pussy. A knock on the bathroom door made her pause as she asked who it was.

SEX ED: Miss Emma Warden looked out at her thirty pupil twelfth grade class and announced, "All right children, it's time for our sex education class, everyone put away your books and we'll get started!" After a few seconds of clamoring, every desk was clean with not a book or notebook in sight.

HYSTERIA: Laura Edgar sat in Dr. Hughes' waiting room with six other women who were either reading magazines, or dozing off. It was hot outside, about 95 degrees, and Dr. Hughes didn't have one of those new fangled air cooling systems yet, just a big slow turning ceiling fan that seemed to only move around the already hot air.

THE SENATOR: Sen. Ingersoll Coolidge stood in the well and in a booming voice that commanded respect even if remarks didn't, as continued to rail against the "mortal sin" as he put it of homosexuality! Several times he was interrupted by catcalls and boos from the visitors gallery, but unbeknownst to them, that is exactly what the senior senator from Alabama hoped for!

THE GUARD: It was the wee hours of the morning in cell block D, and Jud Olson was in the middle of his second tour around tier three. All the lights were out, and it was so quiet that he could hear the rhythmic breathing of the inmates as he passed each cell. He checked his security punch clock, and its red numerals glowed back that it was 2:03AM, "Right on time," he whispered to himself, as he continued his rounds.

FOR THE MONEY: Gwen Turner sat nervously while she waited for Miss Alden to read her resume'. "Hmmm," she hummed while flipping the pages slowly, stopping now and then to take some notes that she scribbled on a yellow legal notepad on her desk. When she was finished she closed the resume', removed her reading glasses, leaned back in her chair and asked, "Why do you want to work for Mr. Valentine, Miss Turner?

SUBMITTED: Ward Polk mounted his wife, stuck his pecker into her steaming pussy, and began thrusting in and out until he shot his load and rolled off of her. "Jeez, Lou, you're the best," he told her while still panting, "was it good for you too?!?" Louanne reached over and patted her husband on the arm and replied, "Sure, honey, it was really nice for me too!"

HOME ECONOMICS: Andrea Patterson checked her daily planner and pulled out Millie Evans file. She opened it up and scanned over it quickly, making a few notes on a yellow legal pad she had on her large desk. Millie was a good student with a pleasant personality, and seemed to being doing just fine in this her senior year.

BARBER SHOP: Bailey hopped out of the cab and strode into the "Intimate Hair Salon" stopping at the front desk to confirm her 11:30 appointment. "Go right on in, Mrs. Drake," the receptionist said, "Marie has just finished up with her 11:00!" "Good," replied Bailey, "I'm kinda in a hurry so it's perfect timing!" Bailey went through the door and headed back to cubicle number six, where she found Marie waiting for her.

MAKING A BABY: Apolonia opened the oven door to check the roasting chicken, and the aroma of the cooking bird wafted across the room, filling it with sweet pungent aroma. "Another twenty minutes and it'll be ready," she said to herself, while giving the sweet potatoes a quick stir.

WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON: Marion anxiously waited for the doorbell to ring, as she checked her watch for the third time in the last ten minutes. "Where was she," Marion thought to herself, "I wish for once she'd be on time!!!" Ten seconds later the apartment air was split by the loud resonance of the bell and Marion quickly buzzed her friend in.

MIND CONTROL: "How many do we have right now," asked Mr. Ross? "Nine, we sent out two yesterday, but we have enough to fill our remaining orders," replied Miss Forbes, "now if we get any more calls, however, then we'll have to get some more "product"!!!"

THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS: Cassandra Sprocket climbed out of the large multi person whirl pool tub and began drying herself off. Eyeing herself in the full length mirror on the bathroom wall, she couldn't help but admire her near perfect figure. A shade over five feet ten inches tall, with a full voluptuous body, and a long mane of shiny auburn hair, Cassie turned heads where ever she went, attracting both men and women with her simmering sexual appeal!

SECURITY: "Ace Security, Dan speaking, how may I help you, please!" "Hi," the feminine voice on the other end of the line answered, "My husband and I would like a security system installed in our home as quickly as possible, last night there was a prowler in our neighborhood, and we are pretty shook up about it, do you think you could come out today?!?"

DOMINATED: Amy Jo stepped into the empty elevator, pushed the button for the seventeenth floor, and waited for the car to begin its ascent. Just as the doors were beginning to close a hand shot between the doors and a thirtyish blonde slipped on board, pressed the button for her floor and turned to face Amy Jo, giving the twenty three year old a quick once over.

THE POTION: While Mr. Duncan's senior world history lecture droned on and on, it was all Tommy Farrell could do to keep his eyes open. "Why did the most boring subjects always have to be in the last period," he thought to himself, "it made every day seem like an eternity!" Tommy didn't think it was possible, but old man Duncan was making World War II seem as dry as burnt toast!

DESPERATION!!!: Donna Gilbert was desperate! Her husband of thirty eight years had suddenly passed away, leaving her not only lonely, but also extremely frustrated! Mike had not only been a fine provider, but he also made sure that his wife was taken care of sexually at least four times a week, and sometimes more!!!

PINK PANTIES: The nylon felt smooth and soft in his hand, but Eric still couldn't decide whether he should get the white or pink ones. He really wanted to surprise Jack, because he had a real weakness for a cock in tight nylon, and just thinking about having Jack run his hands over the front of his "pretties" caused Eric's penis to thicken!

CONDITIOND RESPONSE: Robert Richard Parker wheeled his new Caddy slowly down 42nd St., checking out the whores plying their trade to the middle aged white suburban men in their mini vans and station wagons. Bobby Dick, as he was know on the streets, was a pimp with a string of eight girls in his stable, all of them white, and all of them between eighteen and twenty.

CONTROL: "Finally," sighed Hanna Cord out loud, "the last appointment of the day!" And it had been a long day, up at six, first appointment at 7:30, drive thirty miles through heavy traffic for her ten o'clock, well, it was enough to frazzle anyone! Just as she was about to get out of her new Lexus, her portable phone rang, "Hello," she answered, "who is it!?!" "It's me," said a stern male voice on the other end of the line."

TEACHER'S PET: The music was a little loud for Kaye's taste, but the students seemed to be having a good time, and Kaye didn't really have anything else to do, so she didn't mind that when principal Ray Devlin asked her to chaperone the Saturday night dance in the school gym.

HOME EARLY: As the wheels to the plane touched down, Fred O'Connor reached up to the over head bin and hauled down his one carry on piece of luggage. "Home a day early," he thought to himself, "boy will Sylvia be surprised to see him!" He grabbed a hack in front of the terminal and gave the driver his address in Northbrook, an upper middle class suburb twenty miles north of Chicago's loop.

THE ANNOUNCER: Blair Underwood scanned her notes as she made her way to the news desk for the afternoon telecast on WKLT. She used her pencil to scribble in some additional information in the margin, while at the same time, Terri Scott followed along at her arm, while trying to apply a last bit of makeup to Blair's cheeks.

SUBLIMINAL CUTS: Jack Deavers was setting up the video tape machine when the students to his advanced honors course in ancient Egyptian history came strolling into the class room. Becky Ford, a cute little brunette piped up as she took her seat in the front row, "Are we gonna see a movie today, Mr. Deavers?"

GENDER DISFUNCTION: Ginger and Steffi each took a chair in front of Dr. Winslow's desk and waited for her to speak. Looking up from a file, the doctor eyed the two girls for a moment, and then asked, "Which is which, I mean who's Steffi and who's Ginger?" Both girls mumbled their names, while Doctor Winslow went back to reviewing the file.

ESCAPED: "Collect some fire wood, will you, Bobbi, and I'll finish setting up the tent," said her mother Tara, as she tied down the last corner of the tent and drove the stake into the ground. "Sure, mom," Bobbi replied, "it shouldn't take me more than ten minutes or so!" "It had been so long since the two of them had done anything together," thought Tara, so two days in the mountains would be good for both of them!!!

LACTATION ROOM: CRASH!!! "What the hell was that," Andy Ozinski said to himself, as he walked passed the closed office door on his way to the copy machine room! The long corridor was empty, as most of the staff were out to lunch, and Andy wondered who could possibly using the vacant office at this hour. Well who ever it was, they sure as hell were making quite a racket in there, so Andy put his ear to the door, listened for a few moments, and then slowly turned the handle and pushed into the supposedly empty office.

AUNT NELLIE: "Clean your plate, Walt," Aunt Nellie admonished her eighteen year old nephew, "we don't want to waste food, there are starving children all over the world who would give anything for your left overs!" "Yes, Auntie," Walt dutifully replied, as he scooped up a last bite of mashed potatoes and gravy with a half a slice of rye bread.

TRIM JOB: "Oh, man it's hot," commented April, while she and her best friend Wendy walked home from Jefferson High School. "You got that right, babe," responded Wendy, "am I glad this is the last week of school, it's just too darn hot to be sitting in some stupid class room!" The two eighteen year olds continued jabbering teenage girl talk until they arrived at Wendy's house, where upon they stopped at the frig to grab a couple of glasses of cold lemonade.

HELPING MAMA: "Hurry up, Scottie," implored Janet, "we gotta get right to my place right away and help out my mom!!!" "Awwwww, come on, Jan," Scottie protested, "I've got to get home and do my home work!" "You know how much she needs our help," Jan persisted, "and after all the times she helped you out, you'd think you'd be a little more helpful!!!"

STRANGER ON A TRAIN: Missy Edwards stared out the window and marveled at the Nevada scenery! "Unbelievable," she mumbled to herself, as the landscape of rock, desert, and mountains flew by while she relaxed in comfort on the Amtrak super liner. "It is beautiful, isn't it," commented her seat mate, a young man who appeared to be college age?

WATER SUPPLY: Harry looked around to see if anyone was looking, and said out loud to himself, "Good, the coast is clear," and then quickly from under his coat he produced a half liter bottle filled with a colorless that appeared to be water, but in reality was a powerful sexual stimulant!!!

TAKE MY PICTURE: "Jake, your two thirty is here," Kiki informed her boss, photographer, Jake Klein. Without looking up from the proofs he was reviewing, he replied, "Set her up in studio three, and get the lighting set up!" "Sure thing, boss," Kiki replied, "you're gonna enjoy this one, she's a stunner!"

IN ARREARS: "Please sit down," Nancy said to Miss Danon, "would you care for some coffee?" "This isn't a social call, Mrs. Wyatt," Ellie Danon shot back stiffly, I want to keep this meeting to strictly business!" "Uh, sure," Nancy stammered, "I just thought...." Ignoring the flustered woman, Ellie Danon opened up her brief case and pulled out a thick file, the Nancy could see had the name "Wyatt" spelled out in big red letters.

THE PAINTER: "All finished, Mr. Hancock, how do you think it looks," asked Steve. Bob Hancock surveyed the freshly painted walls and opined, "Great job my boy, we hadn't had a good paint job in over ten years, and the place was pretty dreary!" "Good," Steve replied, "I'll just get all my equipment out of here and while I'm doing that, you can look over the bill, okay!?!"

THE GIFT: Rachel Gimbel pulled into the church parking lot while glancing at her watch, it was early in the morning, about six a.m., so she should have the whole place all to herself. Rachel was a volunteer worker who once a week took a turn cleaning and vacuuming the offices and Sunday school rooms. Having never married, her time was her own, so she cold come and go as she pleased, not having to worry about getting children off to school and a husband off to work.

EQUESTRIAN: "Oh, I don't know," Angie replied into the phone, "I've got all this house work to do, and I have to pick the kids up after school and take them to soccer practice!" "Come on," Petra shot back, "you haven't been out of that house in over a week, and besides, we pay membership fees, so we might as well use them!" Angie thought it over for a second or two and then responded, Okay, I'll go, but only for and hour!!!

THE WORKOUT: "You don't mind working out at my place tonight, do you," asked Fran? "No, that's no problem," Dani replied, "as long as I get my reps in, I really don't care where I do it!" "Good," Fran said, "then let's get to it!" Both women were serious weight lifters who spent much more time and energy working out than the average ever "jane" would, and it wouldn't be unusual for either of them to spend four hours a night lifting and pulling the iron plates that gave them the heavily muscled appearance they so loved!

BROKEN STRAP: Stella Bordon sat a her desk and reviewed the testimony in a divorce proceeding that her client was involved in. "Geesh," she thought to herself, "this guy is lying through his teeth, Edie is right, he is hiding assets some place!" For the next ten minutes she poured over the deposition of Edie's husband, and all at once a light bulb went off in her head, and she spun around in her desk and reached for a law book on the top shelf of her book case. As she stretched up to retrieve it, snap, her right bra strap tore away from its moorings and left her right breast totally lacking in support!

ALLISON'S STORY, PART ONE: Nobody knew, not even her best friend back home in Indiana knew. Every day it gnawed at her, relentlessly, oppressively, like a blanket of smog over Manhattan on a hot humid summers day! Back in Kokomo, everyone thought that she was the "All American Girl", prom queen, National Honor Society, blonde hair, blue eyes, singing in the church choir every Sunday, volunteering at the hospital, everyone's favorite girl!!! "Well," thought Allison to herself, as she stirred her coffee and stared out at the pedestrians on 57th St., "if they only knew!"

PIERCED: Krista paged through the photo album until she found exactly what she was looking for. Right there on page 128, that was just what she wanted! "Jack," she called out, "I think I've got it, come and take a look!!!" Jack came out of the back room and checked out the photo Krista had selected and said, "Whoa, babe, you know that one's gonna hurt a little and after it heals up you might always be turned on!!!"

THE GIRL FRIEND: "What a nice evening," Dina Corbin thought to herself as she slipped into the shower and let the hot stinging jets of water waft over her body. And it really had been a nice evening, her daughter Lori had come home from college for a weekend visit and brought along her room mate Landry, and the three or them had spent the evening gabbing about old times, playing Scrabble, and drinking wine spritzers!

TEASE ME!!!: "Vance, stop that," Jeanne admonished her husband, "the children will hear us!!!" "Stop what," he teased, while continuing to ram his index finger in and out of his wife's fat pussy!!! "That," she said in an exasperated voice, "you know that in another minute I'll be climbing the walls and begging you to fuck me!!!"

THE DYKE: "Oh my, that feels good," Lauren moaned, while Alexandra buried her mouth into her white hot pussy, "you do that so well, I love you so much!!!" "Mmmmmmm," Alex replied, not wanting to take her mouth away from her lover's wet muffy!!! Lauren and Alexandra, lovers for a year and room mates for the past six months six months, both at age twenty two, in love for the first time in their lives and hungry for each other as only young lovers can be!

THE CANDIDATE: "........and it my opponent wants to run on a platform of higher taxes, then the voters will have will have a clear choice in who they wish to represent them in Washington, because as you all know, I am categorically opposed to increasing the tax burden on the American people, so now if you'll all excuse me, it's very late and I have an early morning flight to catch," and so with a nod of her head, U.S. senate candidate Emily Howard stepped on to the elevator with her body guard and pushed the button for the twenty seventh floor!

THE WIDOWER: Myron Baker was in a funk, his wife of thirty nine years had just passed away a month ago, and he was still feeling her loss. They had always talked about moving to Arizona after they retired, but he could never go back there now, the memories of vacations with Lucille were just to painful to relive.

PHEROMONES: From her outward appearance you'd never guess that Valerie Hawkins was a predator! Standing five feet six inches tall and weighing in at 125 pounds, she looked a lot like any other pretty thirty year old you'd meet on the street. To many people the word predator brings to mind a ravenous killer, that stalks its prey, killing it with no remorse, no hatred, no greed, just the driving instinct to attack and kill, inbred, with no compunction.

AFTER THE PARTY: Gil sat down on the edge of the large king size bed and while pulling on his socks yelled out to his wife who was still in the bathroom, "Hey, babe, ya better step on it, we're due at the Martin's in twenty minutes!!!" He waited for a few seconds, listening for her response, but when none was forth coming, he got up and went in to check on her progress! "It was that damn hair dryer," he said to himself, as he pushed open the door!

THE ROOM MATE: It was two weeks into her freshman year and Marcie was finally getting the hang of college life. The difference between college and high school was stunning, and it took a little getting used to! There was no one there to tell you what to do, when to get up, what to eat, when to go to class, or whom you could associate with!

NURSE MAID: "Where are we headed," Angie asked, as Petra slipped her car into and pulled smoothly into traffic? "It's a surprise," Petra said with a gleam in her eye, "you'll find out when we get there!!! "We're no going to the stables again today," Angie rejoined, "it's too damn cold out side for riding a horse!!!" "Keep you tits in your bra , girl," Petra replied, "we aren't going horse back riding, but if I remember right, the last time we went, you had about a hundred orgasms!!!"

PLUMPERS: "Hi, my name's Kevin, I called yesterday and made an appointment!!!" "Please come in and sit down, I'm Connie, and this is my best friend Amy!" Kevin took a seat in the dimly lit living room and waited for Connie to continue. "Well, Kevin," she began, "as you can see, both Amy and I are what you would call, uh, a little bit on the plump side, and the reason you're hear, is a little hard to explain, in fact you're the fourth person we have interviewed for the position, and none of the others were able to convince us that they could perform the duties required of them!!!"

POOL PARTY: "Hey, everybody," Gene shouted, "watch this," just before in did a wild somersault off the diving board into his back yard pool!!! The rest of the crowd gave him a mock standing ovation and Tom called out, "I'd give that one a three and a half," and everyone roared with laughter and then went back to making conversation and nursing their drinks! It was the usual crowd, the four couples who had been fast friends since they moved into the subdivision twenty odd years ago. In the summer it was swimming and golf, while during the colder weather, it was bowling or cards, take your pick!!!

THE STICKUP: "Why can't I just once find a convenient spot," Merion said to her self while circling the parking lot looking for an open spot!!! Two more times around and there it was, a BMW was pulling out of the spot closest to the bank's front door!!! "Finally, a little bit of luck," she said with a sigh, while gliding her Bonneville in the newly vacant stall!!! "Where's my check book," she said, while looking through her purse, "it's gotta be here someplace!!!"

WONDER DRUG: "Hey," Willa asked her room mate, "what was that I just saw you taking, we both agreed, no illegal drugs in the apartment!!!" "It's not illegal" Kiana replied, "at least I don't think it is!" ""Don't think it is," Willa retorted, "if you're not sure, you shouldn't be taking it!!!" "Well," Kiana replied, "I don't think it's illegal because it doesn't even have a name!"

THE COED: Madelyn opened the front door and invited in her young visitor while yelling over her shoulder, "Vic, hurry up and get down here, she's here!!!" "Won't you please come in and have a seat, my husband's upstairs getting ready, my name's Madelyn but everyone calls me Maddie, and you must be Samantha!?!" Nodding her head the young blonde replied, "Everyone calls me Sam, its nice to meet you!" "You're a college student," Maddie said, "what year are you in?"

CRACK IN THE WALL: The phone in Brian's dorm room rang three times before he picked it up the receiver and said, "Hello, who is it please!" "Oh, hi, Mitch, sure, okay, in fifteen minutes, good, meet you there!!!" After hanging up the phone, he said to himself, "Wow, I haven't heard from Mitch in over two months, and now he wants to play tennis, now, if I can only find my racket, we'll be all set!!!" It had to be in the closet, but it was so packed with junk it'd take a bulldozer to just to get to the bottom of it!!!

FEMDOM: PART ONE: "Of course you'll train Thomas just as I have your father," commented Priscilla to her daughter, Amanda, "once you have him broken, he'll never raise his voice to you again!" "Naturally, mother," Amanda answered a matter of factly, "once the wedding is over, I'll control him by his balls, just as you have father!!!" Her mother thought about that for a second and replied, "I'm not sure you should wait, dear, it would be a much more enjoyable honeymoon if Thomas was already broken and ready to serve you!"

FEMDOM: PART TWO: The two men stood in the middle of the room with their heads hung low, not daring to look at their mistresses until they were spoken to! Both mother and daughter were lolling on the sofa naked, with their legs spread wide and their vaginas flared open in a wet invitation for oral sex! "Don't they look just precious," Priscilla said to her daughter, while eyeing her husband and son in law, "I especially think Tommy looks so sweet in his new bra and panty out fit!!!"

REDUCTION: Carolyn Engel sat in the outer office of Dr. Matthews office paging through the latest weekly news magazine without really paying much attention to it, as her mind was on much more important things. Lifting her head out of the magazine, she glanced around the waiting room, trying to imagine what each of the people sitting there were seeing the doctor about. She made a quick observation that none of the other women in the room had her particular problem!!!

THE URGE: Carolyn Engel sat in the outer office of Dr. Matthews office paging through the latest weekly news magazine without really paying much attention to it, as her mind was on much more important things. Lifting her head out of the magazine, she glanced around the waiting room, trying to imagine what each of the people sitting there were seeing the doctor about. She made a quick observation that none of the other women in the room had her particular problem!!!

PENPALS: PART ONE: Dear Maggie, Got your e-mail last night and just now found some time to answer you! It's pretty warm in Chicago today, about 80 degrees F and not a cloud in the sky, unlike London, I'll bet, with the fog and all!!! Couldn't believe what you told me about your folks!!! If my dad tried to paddle mom, that would be it, she'd brain him with a frying pan!!!

PENPALS: PART TWO: Dear Landri, Remember when I told you how it can be fun to get one's bum spanked!?! Well, I hafta tellya what happened to me last weekend!!! Andy and I went out for the evening, dinner and dancing at a club, you know, loud music and lots of drinking!?!

HONEYMOONERS: "Well," Beth asked after taking another sip of coffee, "how do you think Jamie likes married life???" "Mmmmmm," Ruth replied, "I think she loves it, she definitely has a glow about her!!!" Even though they were the only two people in the house, Beth leaned over and asked in a lowered voice, "Do you think what they say about black men is true, I mean, you know, in the bed room?!?"

THE GARBAGE MAN: Nancy watched through her kitchen window as the big trash compactor moved down the street towards her house. She lived in the last house on the block, and since it was a dead end street, the driver always backed into her driveway so he could turn his rig around and make his exit. It was hot out to day, and even though it was only ten in the morning, the thermometer in the window showed eighty five degrees.

THE DOCTOR IS IN: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another edition of the most popular radio call in sex advice program in America, The Doctor Is In!!! And here to answer all of your questions regarding relationships and of course sex, is your host, Dr. Samantha Miller!!!